ELITE SERIES NORWAY

Welcome to the "Eliteserien Norway - Viking Football and Northern Lights Goal Magic"! Here soccer is played as if it were an epic saga with dancing Vikings and magical Northern Lights! In Norway they have their own soccer league and they don't call it "Eliteserien" for nothing - the "Eliteserien" certainly stands for "Entertainment, Laughter, Intriege, Team Spirit, Epic Goals, Fun, Amazing, Romance, Intense Games, Enthusiastic Fans, Northern Lights Magic"!

The teams have names as majestic as Norway's fjords - Rosenborg Trondheim, Molde FK and Viking Stavanger - as if they were juggling the ball through a Viking war dance!

The players here are like brave Vikings with the ball! They juggle it as if they were sailing for the trophy in a Viking regatta! The dribbles are so deft you'll think they could be sailing on a dragon ship!

But wait a minute, Norway isn't just about soccer, it's about magic! The goal cheers are so magical you'll think they've started a Northern Lights show on the pitch! Some cheer like dancing troll kings, others do aurora borealis dance steps like mesmerizing northern lights magicians and one even tried to use the goal net as a sky for a northern lights night - spectacular!

The fans here are also mega-fun. They cheer for their teams as if they were at a huge Viking festival! The stadiums are full of flags and torches, as if they were a huge Nordic feast!

And then the coaches - they stand on the sidelines like clever rune readers! Their gestures could easily appear in a Nordic saga!

And when a team wins the championship, they celebrate as if they had found the fabulous treasure of Valhalla! There will be fireworks, lutefisk and definitely lots of aquavit for everyone!

So, if you're looking for a soccer league that will make you laugh and wonder, then head to Norway for the Eliteserien! It's like a trip to the land of the Vikings, but with soccer magic and plenty of Northern Lights magic! Skål, Eliteserien! Olé!