PRIMERA DIVISION PERU

Welcome to the "Primera División in Peru - Llama Torero Football Circus"! Here soccer is played as if the players were a wild mixture of Llamas, Toreros and circus acrobats! In Peru they have their own soccer league, and they don't call it "Primera División" for nothing - the "Primera" certainly stands for "Primetime Show"!

The teams have names that sound as exotic as Peruvian Andean passes - Sporting Cristal, Alianza Lima and Universitario de Deportes - as if they were juggling the ball through the mystical cloud forests of the Incas!

The players here are like Inca warriors with the ball! They juggle it like they're performing a traditional Quechua Indian dance! The dribbles are so skillful you'll think they're playing an Inti Raymi ceremony with the defenders!

But stop! It gets even crazier! The goal cheers are so rousing you'll think they've started their own Llama dance show on the pitch! Some cheer like llamas gone wild, others do flips like circus acrobats and one even tried to play the goal net as a Peruvian pan flute - it's music to our ears!

The fans here are also mega loud. They cheer for their teams as if they were at a huge Festejo dance party! The stadiums are full of colors and Peruvian folklore, as if they were a huge carnival festival!

And then the coaches - they stand on the sidelines like shamans with their magic tricks at the ready! Their gestures could smoothly appear in a Peruvian Marinera dance class!

And when a team wins the championship, they celebrate as if they had discovered the legendary treasure of Machu Picchu! There will be fireworks, ceviche and definitely lots of pisco sours for everyone!

So, if you're looking for a soccer league that will make you laugh and marvel, then head to Peru for the Primera División! It's like traveling through the land of the Incas, but with soccer magic and lots of llamas! Arriba, arriba, Perú! Olé!