TURKEY SPOR TOTO SÜPER LEAGUE

Welcome to the "Turkish Super League - Kebab Tornado Football Comedy"! Here soccer is played as if it were a delicious kebab party with lots of fun and whirlwind dribbles! In Turkey they have their own soccer league and they don't call it "Super Liga" for nothing - the "Super" certainly stands for "Super delicious"!

The teams have names that sound as spicy as Turkish spices - Galatasaray, Fenerbahçe and Beşiktaş - as if they were juggling the ball through a motley spice market dance show!

The players here are like master chefs with the ball! They juggle it like they're performing a traditional Turkish belly dance! The dribbles are so nimble you'll think they used a spinning spit as a roller skate!

But wait a minute, Turkey isn't just about soccer, it's also about partying! The goal cheers are so rousing you'll think they started their own kebab parade on the pitch! Some cheer like kebab masters, others do belly dance moves like oriental dancers and one even tried to sell the goal net as a Turkish carpet roll - a real bargain!

The fans here are also mega loud. They cheer for their teams as if they were at a huge saz music party! The stadiums are full of flags and fan clubs as if they were a colorful Turkish wedding!

And then the coaches - they stand on the sidelines like Turkish teahouse owners, always ready to find the perfect mix of spices! Their gestures could easily appear in a Turkish folklore show!

And when a team wins the championship, they celebrate as if they made Turkish Henna Night for eternity! There will be fireworks, baklava and definitely lots of Turkish tea for everyone!

So, if you're looking for a soccer league that will make you laugh and wonder, then head to Turkey for Super League! It's like a vacation in Istanbul, but with a dash of soccer comedy! Hoşgeldiniz, Super Lig! Olé!